【Funny Chinlish】(页 1) - 澳大利亚雅思 - 雅思写作 -

【Funny Chinlish】

1 ． we two who and who ？ > 咱俩谁跟谁阿

2 ． how are you ? how old are you? > 怎么是你，怎么老是你？

3 ． you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不 鸟我，我也 不 鸟你

4 ． you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

5 ． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝

6 ． you me you me 彼此彼此

7 ． You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！

8 ． know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知 …

9 ． WATCH SISTER > 表妹

10 ． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’s sons can make hole!! 龙生龙，凤生凤 ，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

11 ． American Chinese not enough 美中不足

12 ． one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述

13 ． heart flower angry open 心花怒放

14 ． go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过

15 ．小明： I am sorry! 　　
         老外： I am sorry too! 　　
         小明： I am sorry three! 　　
         老外： What are you sorry for? 　　
         小明： I am sorry five!

16 ． If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条

17 ． I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年 25 。

18 ． you have two down son 。你有两下子。

19 ． as far as you go to die 有多远，死多远！！ ！ ！

20 ． I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!

Ahah ~

It's funny

cool.

add:   u jump, i jump
haha~

hearty support!!!!!!

fabulous