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ღღ最强的中国式英文ღღ

[size=11pt]we two who and who?
咱俩谁跟谁啊?

how are you?how old are you?
怎么是你?怎么老是你?

you don't bird me,I don't bird you
你不鸟我,我也不鸟你

you have seed,I will give you some colour to see see,brothers!together up!
你有种!我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!

know is know,noknow is noknow
知之为知之,不知为不知

heloo!! every body!if you have somethings to say,then say!if you have noings to say,go home!有是起奏,无事退朝

one car come one car go,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述

dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse's son can make hole!
龙生龙,凤生风,老鼠的儿子会打洞!

american chinese not enough
美中不足

heart flower angry open
心花怒放

if you want money,I have no,if you want life,I have one
要钱没有,要命一条

I call Li old big,toyear 25
我叫李老大,今年25

you have teo down side
你有两下子

watch sister
表妹

you me you me
彼此彼此

as far as you go to die!!
有多远,死多远!!!!!!![/size]

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我再来加两句

no three no four
不三不四

people mountain people sea
人山人海

:monkey18

抽了

:no:

我也来几个以前听老师说的的:

新东方课堂翻译:

how are you?
学生:怎么是你?
how old are you?
学生:怎么老是你?

一个学生要上厕所,举手说:我想上厕所,老师说:go ahead
学生大惊,又坐了下来
下课后老师问其原因,
学生说:老师你不是说:去你个头?
全班暴晕