三字經 - - - 中翻英再翻中(页 1) - 幽默笑话 -

三字經 - - - 中翻英再翻中

[size=11pt]人之初：At the beginning of life.
[color=orange](英翻中:生命的起初)[/color]

性本善：Sex is good.
[color=orange](白話文:性是美好的)[/color]

性相近：Basically, all the sex are same.
[color=orange](英翻中:基本上,所有的性行為是差不多滴)[/color]

習相遠：But it depends on how the way you do it.
[color=orange](英翻中:但還是得依照個人的喜好而為之)
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苟不教：If you do not practice all the time.
[color=orange](英翻中:若你不隨時勤練精進)[/color]

性乃遷：Sex will leave you.
[color=orange](英翻中:性將遠離你的生活)
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教之道：The way of learning it..
[color=orange](英翻中:學習性的指導原則)[/color]

貴以專：is very important to make love with only one person..
[color=orange](英翻中:最最重要的法則是做性這檔事只能對一個人)

[/color]昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.
[color=orange](英翻中:曾經有一個偉大的教母:孟母)
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擇鄰處：chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..
[color=orange](英翻中:為孩子選最佳性行為示範的鄰居為鄰,避免壞的性示範而影響小朋友的身心健康)
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子不學：If you don t study hard,.
[color=orange](英翻中:再次叮嚀,你若再不刻苦勤學....)
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斷機杼：Your Dick will become useless..
[color=orange](英翻中:你的雞雞就從此報廢掉)
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竇燕山 ：Dou, the Famous.
[color=orange](英翻中:竇先生,名人)[/color]

有義方 ：owned a very effective exciting medicine.
[color=orange](英翻中:他有一帖非常讚的藥方)[/color]

教五子 ：All his five son took it.
[color=orange](白話文:生出來的五個男孩全靠這一帖)
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名俱揚 ：and their sexual ability were well-known..
[color=orange](英翻中:而他五個小孩的性能力,北港有名聲,下港有出名)[/color]

養不教 ：If your children don t know how to do it,.
[color=orange](英翻中:你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行為....)[/color]

父之過 ：It is all your fault..
[color=orange](英翻中:這所有罪過都是你造成的)[/color]

教不嚴 ：If they had lots of problems with it,.
[color=orange](英翻中:如果你的小孩做這檔是有問題....)[/color]

師之惰 ：their teachr must be too lazy to tell them details on sex..
[color=orange](英翻中:那他的老師一定敎很懶散,沒有敎的很徹底)
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子不學 ：You may refuse to study this.
[color=orange](英翻中:你或許會抗拒學習它....)
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非所宜 ：but that is a real mistake.
[color=orange](英翻中:你就犯下真正的錯誤)[/color]

幼不學 ：If you don t learn it in childhood,.
[color=orange](英翻中:如果不從小學習它....)[/color]

老何為 ：you will lose your ability when aged.
[color=orange](英翻中:若上了年紀你會喪失所有的性能力)[/color]

玉不琢 ：If you don t exercise your dick,.
[color=orange](英翻中:若沒有持續操你的小弟弟)
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不成器 ：It won t become hard and strong..
[color=orange](英翻中:它將不會變的堅硬和強壯)[/color]

人不學 ：If you don t learn sex,.
[color=orange](英翻中:如果你沒有學習性行為)
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不知義 ：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.
[color=orange](英翻中:你將無法體會享受其中的甜美[/color][/size]

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