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骗女老师脱光衣裤

[size=2]小明天性好与人打赌，而且从未输过，他老爸对此非常担心，深怕长大会成为一个赌徒，于是打电话给小明美丽的女老师，老师答应明天放学后会将小明留下开导........

隔天放学后，老师将小明留下开导，小明听了听后跟老师说 :「好吧 ! 那我再跟妳赌一次，若我输了，以后决不再跟人打赌...，」

老师也答应了。小明 ：「老师，我打赌五百元妳不敢把衣服脱光给我看......。」

老师看四下无人，心想着.......今天终于要给你个教训了....... 于是她就把衣裤全部脱光，小明看了看后，把五百元拿给老师，然后低着头，不发一语的回家了。

晚上，老师自豪的打电话给小明的父亲，表示她已让小明改正了打赌的恶习。

「未必喔，老师!」小明的父亲说：「小明昨晚和我打赌一仟元说妳会把衣服脱光给他看，而我也躲在教室后面 ， 最后证实是我输了
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